"The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013."

"you want a good laugh? go on Google, type 'why are me' and stop there... look at the suggestions google gives"

"I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't"

"What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile & when I get tired, I put the mirror down!"

"boys are stupid, throw rocks at them :)"

"dude; don't ever do that in public again :/"

"Exams Facebook = your face is in the wrong book"

"i love it when i catch you looking at me :) ♥"

"I don't lie about the truth, I just hide it. you didn't ask ;)"

"do you really 'Laughing Out Loud' when you type LOL ?"

"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side"

"even a dead clock shows correct time twice a day, stay positive :)"

"F a c e b o o k is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

"DON'T YOU TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE."

"Hate it when people post every single thing they feel as a Facebook status. There's something called real life you know ?"

"Music is heard by the ears, and understood by the heart"

"'can i see your phone' 'yea hold on' *erases messages* 'here you go.'"

"If people dont like your attitude , well too bad i aint gonna change"

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrows a mystery. Today I'm still alive"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. It's so obvious, that I like you."

"Dreams are what keep us going when real life lets us down."

• Dude, I'm not going if your not going"